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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. It's that time again! For everyone favourite game show...

Audience: You Don't Know Shmitz! (Cheering)

Announcer: And now here is our hostess with the mostest. The wonderful, talented, most beauti....err...(whispering in the microphone) Do I really have to say this, Larx?

Larxene: Say it or you'll get the gas!!! You emo bookworm fag!

Zexion: (Talking) Yeah..yeah...yeah...beautiful, and drive men wild (Whispering to himself) yeah right...(announcing) Larxene!!!!!

Larxene: ( Walking into stage) Hey everyone! Larxene here. And we ask simple historical question to our players and act flabbergasted by the stupid answers they give us here on...

Back home on the couch



Lea and Sora: YOU DON'T KNOW SCHMITZ!!!!

Roxas: (bored) Ax! Do we really need to watch this stupid show.....

Axel: C'mon Roxy! It's our friends first time on tv. And the name is Lea.

Riku: I think it's neat.

Roxas: I think it's stupid.

Back in the studio



Larxene: Of course if any of our contestant able to win correctly answer any of our questions, he or she will win...

Zexion: This wonderful T-shirt made by Flowers Incorporated.

Audience: T-shirt!!!! (Cheering)

Larxene: Now...let's meet our player. Challenge number one, your name is?

Luxord: (Buzz) France?

Larxene: Nooooo. Today's country is China.

Real World



Sora: I know China!!! I've been there!!!!

TV World



Larxene: And your name is Luxord....

Luxord: My friend call me drunk.

Larxene: Should I call you Drunk?

Luxord: You would but maybe we should go out and have a drink first?

Larxene: With you???? Not in your life!! Let's get back to the game. Next challenger is...

Goofy: (Ding)

Larxene: Yes?

Goofy: Number two?

Larxene: I'm looking for a name...

Luxord: (Buzz)

Larxene: Lux?

Luxord: Is it You Don't know Schmitz?

Larxene: No no no. Not the name of the show.

Luxord: Shoot

Larxene: If you're through, I'll introduce you to challenger number two whose name is...

Goofy: (Ding) George Geef Goof. Huhyuck! But everyone just call me Goofy.

Larxene: I thought your name was Dippy Dawg.

Goofy: Gosh! No one has call me that since 1932.

Larxene: Very well then. We have Luxord and Goofy.

Goofy: (Ding) That's true.

Luxord: I agree.

Larxene: Sorry. No points to get your own name right. First question...When was China's Chou Dynasty?

Luxord: (Buzz)

Larxene: Luxord?

Luxord: 6 o'clock.

Larxene: 6 o'clock?

Luxord: That's what time Xaldin usually make Chow.

Larxene: No. The Chou Dynasty was at 1027 to 221 BC. Lasting over 900 years.

Luxord: That's a long time for Chow. Better start drinking.

Larxene: Next question. During the Chou Dynasty, an ancient philosophy was form that indicate passivity and inactivity. What is the name of this philosophy?

Luxord: (Buzz)

Larxene: Luxord!

Luxord: Do I answer now?

Larxene: No. Now is wrong. The correct respond is Tao.

Luxord: Wow.

Larxene: Not wow. Not now. No way no how! It's Tao!

Luxord: Seesh Larx. Don't have a cow.

Larxene: Next question. The Chou Dynasty was founded by...

Goofy: (Ding)

Larxene: Goof...

Goofy: Who?

Larxene: No Goof. The correct answer is Wu. And Emperor Wu father was....

Luxord: (Buzz)

Larxene: Luxy!

Luxord: What?

Larxene: Not What. But Wen.

Luxord: (Buzz) 6 o'clock.

Larxene: Follow me you drunk. Wen was his name. Wen.

Luxord: (Buzz) Now?

Larxene: Not now but Tao.

Goofy: (Ding) Who?

Larxene: Not who but Wu.

Luxord: (Buzz) What?

Larxene: Not What but Wen.

Luxord: (Buzz) 6 o'clock.

Larxene: Apparently Luxord head is full of Chow.

Luxord: And how!

Zexion: Larx I want to interrupt the show for a moment. The correct pronunciation is Zhou. Not Chou. Once again, it's the Zhou Dynasty. Thank you.

Larxene: Ok then. The Zhou Dynasty was founded by a man named Wu.

Goofy: (Ding)

Larxene: Goof.

Goofy: That's true.

Larxene: Good for you Goofy. And the father of Wu is Wen.

Luxord: (Buzz)

Larxene: Lux?

Luxord: 6 o'clock.

Larxene: One more time. Wu's father was Wen. W-E-N. Wen! Wen! Wem!! Now I'm looking for a second name.

Goofy: (Ding)

Larxene: Goof...

Goofy: George?

Larxene: (Face-palm) Not your name Goofy. Listen the both of you! The second name of Wen was...

Goofy: (Ding)

Larxene: Goof.

Goofy: Who?

Larxene: Your buzzer rang!

Goofy: It did? Dang.

Larxene: No not Dang but Wang! His name was Wang! Wen Wang, fathered Emperor Wu, who open the first public zoo.

Goofy: (Ding) Is that true?

Larxene: Of course it's true! And Goof. I have enough of you and that drunkard over there. You two are driving me crazy. (Shred paper and threw it all over) I don't even know why I signed up for this stupid show. I'm leaving!!

Zexion: Wasn't it yours to begin with Larx????Larx???

Goofy: I wonder if we still get 'em nifty T-shirts.

Zexion: That's it for today. Next time we will ask when was the Great Wall of China was build.

Luxord: 6 o'clock.

Back in the Real World



Mushu: (Crawling out of Sora's back) Actually he was right. It would be done a lot sooner if someone wasn't sleeping on the job.
Larxene start in her very own quiz show where contestants answer questions correctly to win prizes.
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I just loledXD!'!